Dead Milkmen Moment

I have been listening to new Franz Ferdinand songs I illegally downloaded so I can listen to the album while I wait three weeks for my legal Amazon-ordered copy can arrive, However, Boing Boing has made me cycle my iPod to the best Dead Milkmen song to have not made the Death Rides a Pale Cow greatest hits songs compilation.

star says: “I recently purchased a Christian children’s activity book called ‘Listen and Do.’ The copyright date is 1954, and I’ve put up a scan of one of the more interesting pages – wherein a man prays at the feet of Buddha, accompanied by the words ‘His God cannot help him.’”Link

You’ve got a Methodist Coloring book
and you color really well
But don’t color outside the lines
or God will send you to Hell
‘caues God hates war
and God hates crime
but he really hates people
who color outside the lines

The BB link isn’t likely Methodist, but the Milkmen’s promotional Methodist coloring book is here and an ‘honest-to-God’ real on-line Java Methodist coloring book is here. As you can see from below, Myrick is on his way to becoming the next da Vinci. The best thing is that it’s damnation free… the Java app doesn’t let you color outside of the lines!

As I noted before, this blog is now a repository of self-indulgent crap. For more serious content visit AsiaPundit.


 
 
 

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